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Christmas Tree Thong

This cute thong features a Christmas tree on the front. Celebrate this holiday season in style with this original Xmas thong.

by Dolce & Gabbana

This luxurious thong with ultra-sheer lace and a pretty ribbon box on the elastic waistband will make you feel super sexy. It has a flirty animal print on the front with a delicate scalloped trim.

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Christmas Tree Thong

by Dolce & Gabbana

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